1.) What is your favorite Transformers universe?
Cybertron


2.) Which side [Autobots or Decepticons] do you favor/prefer?
Decepticons. Freedom is not the right of all sentient beings, because sheeples exist.

3.) Who is your favorite Autobot?
Bee!


4.) Who is your favorite Decepticon?
Soundwave


5.) If any, who is your favorite human?
I didn't like any humans much. They all sort of ruined everything.


6.) What Transformers episode (from any/all universes) is your favorite?
Mmm... Critical. I think that's what it was called... because I got to watch three of the coolest Autobots almost die


7.) From your favorite universe, what's one thing you would change, if you could?
I would remove the humans and not care about the huge plotholes I created


8.) Do you have a favorite pairing?
Nope


9.) If you were a Transformer...

· Which side would you be on?
Bad guys!

· What would you Transform into? Why?
A Volkswagon van! Hippy vehicles for the win

· What would your Designation (name) be? Why?
I dunno...


· What would be your expertise?
EXPLOSIVES!


· Who would you get along with? Why?
I would get along best with Hook, because me and him are Symmetry buddies


· Who would you NOT get along with? Why?
Autobots, because they're fools. And Megatron because I have a problem with authoritative figures


10.) If you were transported into your favorite TF-universe, who would you want to partner-up with and why?
Hook! Or maybe join Soundwave's team. So me and Rumble and Frenzy could sit and eat chips in the storage dimension


11.) Who is the better leader, Optimus or Megatron (or neither)?
Optimus could be Obama. If you think Obama is a good leader, then sure.


12.) Is there such a thing as gender and/or orientation for Cybertronians?
Nay. AIs don't think like that


13.) Following #12, is there such a thing, then, as "gay robots"?
Nay


14.) What is your opinion on Femmes?
They're feminine


15.) Which Transformers-comic series is the best (Marvel, Dreamweaver, etc...)?
Never actually read any

16.) Besides Marvel (it's already been done), what crossover with Transformers would you like to see?